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Bad Monkey
02-12-2009, 09:40 PM
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

The Pacific Northwest tree octopus (Octopus paxarbolis) can be found in the temperate rainforests of the Olympic Peninsula on the west coast of North America. Their habitat lies on the Eastern side of the Olympic mountain range, adjacent to Hood Canal. These solitary cephalopods reach an average size (measured from arm-tip to mantle-tip,) of 30-33 cm. Unlike most other cephalopods, tree octopuses are amphibious, spending only their early life and the period of their mating season in their ancestral aquatic environment. Because of the moistness of the rainforests and specialized skin adaptations, they are able to keep from becoming desiccated for prolonged periods of time, but given the chance they would prefer resting in pooled water.

An intelligent and inquisitive being (it has the largest brain-to-body ratio for any mollusk), the tree octopus explores its arboreal world by both touch and sight. Adaptations its ancestors originally evolved in the three dimensional environment of the sea have been put to good use in the spatially complex maze of the coniferous Olympic rainforests. The challenges and richness of this environment (and the intimate way in which it interacts with it,) may account for the tree octopus's advanced behavioral development. (Some evolutionary theorists suppose that "arboreal adaptation" is what laid the groundwork in primates for the evolution of the human mind.)

Reaching out with one of her eight arms, each covered in sensitive suckers, a tree octopus might grab a branch to pull herself along in a form of locomotion called tentaculation; or she might be preparing to strike at an insect or small vertebrate, such as a frog or rodent, or steal an egg from a bird's nest; or she might even be examining some object that caught her fancy, instinctively desiring to manipulate it with her dexterous limbs (really deserving the title "sensory organs" more than mere "limbs",) in order to better know it.


Map of estimated tree octopus maximum range, including spawning waters. Tree octopuses have eyesight comparable to humans. Besides allowing them to see their prey and environment, it helps them in inter-octopus relations. Although they are not social animals like us, they display to one-another their emotions through their ability to change the color of their skin: red indicates anger, white fear, while they normally maintain a mottled brown tone to blend in with the background.

The reproductive cycle of the tree octopus is still linked to its roots in the waters of the Puget Sound from where it is thought to have originated. Every year, in Spring, tree octopuses leave their homes in the Olympic National Forest and migrate towards the shore and, eventually, their spawning grounds in Hood Canal. There, they congregate (the only real social time in their lives,) and find mates. After the male has deposited his sperm, he returns to the forests, leaving the female to find an aquatic lair in which to attach her strands of egg-clusters. The female will guard and care for her eggs until they hatch, refusing even to eat, and usually dying from her selflessness. The young will spend the first month or so floating through Hood Canal, Admiralty Inlet, and as far as North Puget Sound before eventually moving out of the water and beginning their adult lives.



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RandyCOG3
02-12-2009, 09:56 PM
I guess if you were out hiking or hunting there, one of those, properly prepared, might be preferable to Twigs 'n Bark trail mix, if you like calamari.

I've never had a snake fall on me, yet, but if I ever have a octopus drop on me, I'm killing 'em ALL.

RandyCOG3

Bad Monkey
02-12-2009, 09:59 PM
The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus was an internet hoax created in 1998 by Lyle Zapato.[1] This fictitious endangered species of cephalopod was given the Latin name "Octopus paxarbolis" (which means, roughly, "Pacific tree octopus"). It was purported to be able to live both on land and in water, and was said to live in the Olympic National Forest and nearby rivers, spawning in water where eggs are laid. Its major predator was said to be the Sasquatch.

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus website is among a number of sites commonly used in Internet literacy classes in schools, although it was not created for that purpose. Despite the falsehoods shown on the site, such as its support by "GreenPeas.org," the mentioning of other hoax species such as the Rock Nest Monster, the mountain walrus,[2] and its affiliation with People for the Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins (P.E.T.PU.) (mixed with links to pages about real species and organizations), 24 of 25 students involved in one well-publicized test believed the content.[3][4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_tree_octopus

Scary that 24 out of 25 believed its real

wwIIBuff
02-12-2009, 10:23 PM
that is great

ace522
02-12-2009, 10:47 PM
Reminds me of the "dihydrogen monoxide" business I read a few years back.

Hanns
02-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I used to have a framed dihydrogen monoxide material safety data sheet up at work. No one ever questioned it. I especially like the Penn & Teller gig where they get the hippies to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide at some protest. Priceless!

wwIIBuff
02-12-2009, 11:01 PM
Reminds me of the "dihydrogen monoxide" business I read a few years back.

Penn and Teller did a great trick with that on thier show Bullshit

HoseDragger
02-12-2009, 11:44 PM
I don't remember what comedy show did it, but they went on a college campus and got students to sign a petiton to end women's sufferage. So many people will sign anything if you sell it right.

HoseDragger
02-12-2009, 11:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8yGWRnaYMs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5c0Da3Cm0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1mLF3uMWw

Ah, the Sheeple!

19Charlie_84
02-13-2009, 06:26 AM
Dude, an octopus couldnt live outside water, they have no bones. It would just be a lump of slimy goo. <raises BS flag>

nevada
02-13-2009, 02:44 PM
Hey, if boneless chickens can live on land, so can octopusses.

walt-oxie1
02-13-2009, 04:48 PM
Dude, an octopus couldnt live outside water, they have no bones. It would just be a lump of slimy goo. <raises BS flag>



An octopus can live out of water for a few days (up to 4 if put in a cold dorment state). I have handled many over the years while commercial fishing. They are extremely strong too. They can lift a cooler lid with a 5 gallon bucket of water on it. They will also raid crab pots. They will slip in the opening and eat all the crabs then let it self out and move to the next one.