Friendly fire in the south - sort of

[SSwee]

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
> > >>>>
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with

the same one twice."
> > >>>>
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses

that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
> > >>>>
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it

on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have

so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink

with the same ones twice."
> > >>>>
God Bless America !

[jettag]

How can it be sooo wrong, so true, so funny at the same time?

The main reason I ended up here was the humor and lighthearted attitude of so many members. Despite the joking I know you all would protect members of your community regardless of their heritage,(with reasonable exceptions of course) So thanks to all for the laughs and...be real Chopos!

[LorDiego]

ROFL!!!!!!! :roflmao:

[pigpen]

There is a similar joke I was told with different races involved. Jessie & Al might come get me if I mention them tho.

[Schmitty]

Oooo.... that's bad, but it made me laugh. :lol:

[SteelCore]

Here's one from Jon Stewart's book on America:

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
None of the liked what they saw.

Heres another, called an arab knock knock joke:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, it is YOU who are wrong.

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