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Planning
05-02-2007, 04:29 PM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick
to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there
are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?

turbothis
05-02-2007, 05:03 PM
great group of people. closer to animals than a chimp.

Tread_Head
05-02-2007, 05:05 PM
You forgot...

Your toilet is also your driveway

Your drinking water comes from your driveway

Your neighborhood smells like your driveway

Your house has a burnt T72 hull in front of it covered in depleted uranium

Your bother Muhammed was killed by the Americans

Your brothers Abdullah, Mahmoud, Muhammed II, and Muhammed V were killed by the militias

Your mother was killed by your father

It is 145 degrees in the shade during the day

At night the low is 95 degrees

...thats all I can think of now

SteelCore
05-03-2007, 04:37 PM
no spanking the :century:

Witht he above list included, it sounds like they live in the Christian version of Hell!

Lets compare, shall we? A little test-- which one of the images below is hell and which is Iraq?

http://biblia.com/heaven/hell-11g.jpghttp://www.fotos.geschichtsthemen.de/iraq-war/Iraq_March/thumbs/03_25_iraq_b_s.jpg

M1 Tanker
05-03-2007, 05:22 PM
No Toilet Paper

No Bacon

No Pork Chops

No Bacon

No Ham

No Bacon

No Mardi Gras

No Bacon

No Porn

1777

iocane
05-03-2007, 06:00 PM
For one man to have lots of wife, a lot of other men got no wives.
So those guys fall for the 72 wives for suicide bombers nonsense.

Bulletboy
05-03-2007, 07:05 PM
Hahahaha!!! Beautiful! I made a good decision registering here :)

crazyhick73
05-03-2007, 09:29 PM
you live ing the middle of a giant cat box

no mc donalds

sound like hell to me

pigpen
05-03-2007, 10:11 PM
dont forget

SteelCore
05-04-2007, 08:50 AM
and where else but Hel would you find these:


http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/camel_spider_sandoval.jpg
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/solpugid_jaws.jpg

Geilt
05-04-2007, 11:28 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus! What the hell are those things?

Rampager
05-04-2007, 03:10 PM
Yeah Steelcore :wtfflag: are those...looks like something out of a bad horror movie.

M1 Tanker
05-04-2007, 03:50 PM
Everything you need to know of the spider picture.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

turbothis
05-04-2007, 04:30 PM
awwww thats cute. where can i see more pics of those cute little bugs?

M1 Tanker
05-04-2007, 04:45 PM
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=camel%20spider&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi