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SteelCore
05-08-2007, 09:15 AM
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6474/guessthereligion1qwgi3.jpg

Otis61
05-08-2007, 09:32 AM
So very very true.:roflmao:

Schultz
05-08-2007, 10:03 AM
:lolgreen:

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 10:35 AM
The religion of peace ©.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 11:20 AM
Remember some of those groups up there have engaged in radical tatics to get to their desired ends, not just the last one.

turbothis
05-08-2007, 11:33 AM
god bless religion.

SteelCore
05-08-2007, 11:58 AM
"Remember some of those groups up there have engaged in radical tatics to get to their desired ends, not just the last one."

I think only #3 has not participated in "conversion by fire or by sword".


As yoda says:
http://completerunning.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/yoda.gif
Monotheism leads to exclusivism...
exclusivism leads to righteousness...
righteousness leads to hate...
hate leads to anger...suffering...
etc....etc...

Now don't get me wrong, the Hindus as polytheists can sure get uppity, usually against musims who bombed the shite outta them, but still...

Woodman in MO
05-08-2007, 12:00 PM
Remember some of those groups up there have engaged in radical tatics to get to their desired ends, not just the last one.

Agreed...but I know of only one doing it right now....

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 12:01 PM
Tan's Business Plan

1) Invent path of spiritual elightenment
2) ???
3) Profit

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 12:08 PM
Before this thread spirals out of control. IMHO the picture is meant to be humorous based on current world events rather than the totality of history.

I think that most will agree that the majority of people who call themselves muslim treat their religion like the majority of christians...("I go to church on christmas and easter and thats good enough for me")

While a faction of muslims (collectively known as terrorists) are using force to convert by the sword there is not a similar group of christians CURRENTLY killing in the name of relegion... Well except for abortion doctors, but that was several years ago. Even the "Christian Identity" (WCOC) members are behaving themselves compared to the terrorists.

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 12:12 PM
Agreed...but I know of only one doing it right now....
Well if you count the ethnic clensing and wars in the former yugoslavia, some of it continues today, and the israelies just seventy years ago. Its more current than everyone thinks. Heck Northern Ireland just a couple of years ago too.

MicroPilot
05-08-2007, 12:34 PM
Tan's Business Plan

1) Invent path of spiritual elightenment
2) ???
3) Profit

That's the same plan L Ron Hubbard had! :icon_surprised:

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 12:36 PM
Call me crazy but I thought "the irish problem" as the english call it was more about self-rule than relgion. Same thing with yugoslavia. Although the participants are cleanly split along ethnic (and religious) lines the issue at hand with those was form of government rather than relegion.

Wanna hear about ethnic cleansing ask a (insert tribe name here) native american. The US federal Government made treaties with the natives, than when it suited them they broke the treaties.

Adding humor back to this thread. Have you ever noticed that all of the great battles of westward expansion are now marked with an Army base or an indian reservation. Yep thats right-They fought and the loser had to stay.

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 12:37 PM
That's the same plan L Ron Hubbard had! :icon_surprised:


Only slightly modified from the plan of the "underpants gnome".

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 12:42 PM
tanstaafl4y, not trying to be too serious, but folks take ideas which some find humorious and get serious.(the europian cartoon of allah with a bomb)for example) The political divisions among the groups, northern ireland(boils down to religion caused the rife and is still a divideing line), and Yugoslavia, were only political due to the religious issues, thus they are hard to ever seperate the two. The same in the middle east.

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 12:45 PM
Only slightly modified from the plan of the "underpants gnome".
ya but the ? in the underpants gnomes busness plan is a realy hard one to fill in there. :)

At least the ailens that stole Al Bundys sox had a good use for them, they made rocket fuel.

SteelCore
05-08-2007, 01:10 PM
I prefer the term 'isamofascists' meself...it pulls no punches and calls a spade a spade.

Also lets not forget the ethnic cleansing of the christian albanians at the hands of the Turks before WWII...Hitler used the genocide as a way to say...hey, if noone noticed this, then noone will note me whacking the Jews!

Tan...you Farker! I knew you'd figure out where I got the pic.

I did post the pic in humor. I'm sure when this all blows over, we'll all have a laugh...muslims included (beware of gods that cannot laugh)

Remember: Tr+T=C

(Tragedy+Time=Comedy.)

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 01:24 PM
tanstaafl4y, not trying to be too serious, but folks take ideas which some find humorious and get serious.(the europian cartoon of allah with a bomb)for example) The political divisions among the groups, northern ireland(boils down to religion caused the rife and is still a divideing line), and Yugoslavia, were only political due to the religious issues, thus they are hard to ever seperate the two. The same in the middle east.


I'm not saying that I disagree with you, and I'm not solely playing devils advocate here another example to add to the list would be the US Civil War what was the issue being addressed: The Institution of Slavery or States rights?

In many peoples mind both are inseperable but some historians have said that Lincoln was not an abolitionist until it became politically useful.

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 01:45 PM
Both, there are just series of greys, rarely is it just black and white.

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 01:46 PM
Tans, I still want to know what your "???" is, because if you have a good one heck we all can invest on that.

nevada
05-08-2007, 02:03 PM
A muslim, a morman and a 7th day adventist walked into a bar.



It was a mistake, they couldn't read arabic.



No one laughed.

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 02:05 PM
Tans, I still want to know what your "???" is, because if you have a good one heck we all can invest on that.

I was going to say write meodocre science fiction and turn freudian psycoanalysis (sp) into fun-to-do pop psyology, but as was pointed out that was taken.

Lemme go mix up a batch of flavor-aid and see what I can think of.

tanstaafl4y
05-08-2007, 02:09 PM
No one laughed.

I lol'd. Its funny on multiple levals.

okie shooter
05-08-2007, 02:21 PM
I was going to say write meodocre science fiction and turn freudian psycoanalysis (sp) into fun-to-do pop psyology, but as was pointed out that was taken.

Lemme go mix up a batch of flavor-aid and see what I can think of.

Once you get it down, you could come to Oklahoma, open a rehab center in a former resort on a state park, then buy the largest hotel in town, take it off the tax rolls and then leave it vacant for two years, createing a huge hotel room shortage here. But wait someone else did that already with the same notion of religion. But heck it was funny when a famous stars aircraft tried to land where I work on an ammo stuffing pad, while coming to town, to give a pep talk at the rehab center.