The ultimate weapon!!!

[brewskzilla]

For battling Zombies AND Hunger! Also, the Islamic extremists wont go near it!

[nevada]

They'll know where you are once the barrel warms up.

[Optimus Prime]

I remember seeing that when it was first made... it's not a bacon-wrapped AK. It's solid bacon.

[RandyCOG3]

As much as I love bacon, I'd want to know if it was milled bacon or stamped bacon before I bought one. And, I'd need a to know what's in the magazine...because if it's cocktail weenies, I'm gonna make a run for it before I stand my ground against the Zombies.

RandyCOG3

(FWIW, IMHO, the "Ultimate Weapon" is one that works, but that you'd loan to somebody else, and not really be all that concerned if it gets all scratched up, or rusty, or bent, or used to hammer in tent pegs..."Ultimate Weapons" generally should not cost more than $50, and yet be able to defend against Zombies, etc. Let's suppose that, when I am King, somebody wants to just walk up and borrow my Quad .50 AA array. No, sir, but, you can borrow my bolt-action Mossberg 16 ga...)

[hunter_la5]

I remember seeing that when it was first made... it's not a bacon-wrapped AK. It's solid bacon.

It's not really solid bacon, they made a wire frame in the shape of a Kalashnikov and wrapped bacon around it, and then crisped it with a blowtorch.

[chili]

It's not really solid bacon, they made a wire frame in the shape of a Kalashnikov and wrapped bacon around it, and then crisped it with a blowtorch.

Doesn't matter, I still want one to go along with my eggs and coffee.

[HoseDragger]

can you get that at waffle house? scattered smothered covered?

[hunter_la5]

Doesn't matter, I still want one to go along with my eggs and coffee.

Ditto that brother. :rockon:

[rudrules]

:America::2pistol:I will tell my sons thats what I want for breakfast for the next Fathers Day!