Jacobite
05-18-2007, 05:17 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Republican: $20.00
Grilled Democrat: $1,000.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
it, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Republican: $20.00
Grilled Democrat: $1,000.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
it, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."