Joke

[k98k792]

My brother sent me this....

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting, repulsive person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"

[okie shooter]

ROFL, thats good, not PC, but good.

[jfowl31]

we used to tell that joke, but the last guy claimed he had the smallest penis in the world, then the punch line is you insert the name of the guy youre telling the joke to.

got em every time.

[k98k792]

we used to tell that joke, but the last guy claimed he had the smallest penis in the world, then the punch line is you insert the name of the guy youre telling the joke to.

got em every time.


That would still work with Rosie.