Tin Foil Hat Moment

[Longhorn789]

Copied from the Fort Worth Star Telegram this morning:

:tinhat:
Accessorizing a tinfoil hat
By Matt Frazier
Star-Telegram Staff Writer
Aliens attempted to abduct a woman from a Fort Worth hotel Monday morning.

At least, that was the call that went out over the police scanner just after 10 a.m. Tuesday.

A woman in the lobby of a motel in north Fort Worth was so concerned with alien abduction that she wrapped herself head to toe in aluminum foil to thwart their plans.

The information was confirmed minutes later by a dispatcher. But later in the day, an official spokesman with the Fort Worth Police Department said he could find no report on the matter. And a worker answering the phone at the motel said he was unaware of such an incident.

Hmmm. Could this be another alien invasion cover-up?

:tinhat:

[okie shooter]

dee dee dee dee dee dee dee, and remember the episode, "To Serve Man, its a cookbook!!!!!!!"

and for those of you needing a kit and instructions for hats,

http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=254234

[Woodman in MO]

You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the aliens you're looking for.

[M1 Tanker]

You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the aliens you're looking for.

Damnit Woodman, you beat me too it :)

[tanstaafl4y]

http://www.danasoft.com/sig/tanstaafl4y.jpg

Heres more tinhat fodder for you

[Woodman in MO]

I hate that thing Tans....freaks me out every time...

[okie shooter]

You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the aliens you're looking for.

But do ailens fall for those jedi mind tricks.

[Woodman in MO]

The only ones that I know that it doesn't work on are Hutts and Toydarians.

[Grasshopper]

http://www.danasoft.com/sig/tanstaafl4y.jpg

Heres more tinhat fodder for you
Ya tans, ya got me a while ago, freaky.

Ok, here is mine AGAIN! It is grounded, the main body of the beenie is surrounded by no less than a 2.5' piece folded 5 times (for strength and high frequency signals) and has 2 antenni disguised as Ass ears. Can't bet it for channeling the "force"!:rockon: I forgot, it has a nice 14" dust cover for you neck to keep that nasty dust off your collor!

[Darkwatch]

I have th market cornered on tinfoil hat content...I work for GCN *shiver*
www.gcnlive.com Don't hate me, i'm not responsible for content just sound quality (and that even sucks depending on the host).

[Darkwatch]

Oh and the only problem with wearing a tinfoil hat (besides the terrible fashion faux pas) is while it keeps all the bad stuff out it gives the voices in your head no-where to go!!:056:

[okie shooter]

Hmmm so does this thing disapearing, prove that the Men In Black(MIB) really have a nuralizer that can selectively remove memories, as in the case of the hotel worker. "it was just swamp gas reflecting light from Venus"

[tanstaafl4y]

[QUOTE=Darkwatch;21449]I work for GCN *shiver*
QUOTE]

I had to use the google cache...looks like someone keeps deleting their wikipedia page. I blame the godless communists.

Cached Page
http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:zS-HJtc7HscJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_Communications_Network+Genesis+Communicati ons+Network&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=6&gl=us

Current page w/ deletion history
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_Communications_Network

deletion discussion page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Genesis_Communications_Network

[SteelCore]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CORPOD/CB011658~Alien-Abduction-Posters.jpghttp://www.areatn.info/Images%20articles/CB067634~Alien-Abduction-Posters.jpg

"problem with wearing a tinfoil hat (besides the terrible fashion faux pas) is while it keeps all the bad stuff out it gives the voices in your head no-where to go!!"
-->That's why ya drills a hole in yer hed...lets them (and the demons out).:rockon:

"This house is cleayun."
http://www.jptoonist.com/Enviroglyphics/EnviroglyphicsPage/Alien_abduction.jpg

[okie shooter]

On the GCN and wikipedia, I guess they don't have enough listenership, other than radio shows that are syndicated, thus got deleted from wikipedia, at least wikipedia is open about the discussions and who's idea it is to delete articles. I just wonder with ten employees and the fact they do transmit, both thru net, and with some syndication, there are radio stations and internet sites that have less going on.

Darkwatch, I think you guys deserve a space on wikipedia though, just need to sell it to them, with some better statitics on listenership and professional staff and such. No matter what you content, this is america and you can say what you want to say, but heck if you fear the backlash over content, why do you work for them?

[iocane]

I liked the first men in black episode they did on x-files, it was hilarious. Anyone remeber that one. The episode where the person kidnapped by aliens sees another alien in a cage, smoking and continual saying "this isn't real."

[SteelCore]

Wrote that episode. It is one of the best. I own it on VHS.

All star cast in that one! Alex Trebeck, Jesse Ventura, man...whatta lineup.

[Darkwatch]

Well I work for them because it's a job (though I am currently searching for a new one)and jobs don't grow on trees here. The "fear of backlash" is that it's all talk radio which is all opinion. So as we all know no two people think alike so I just say hey i'm a board op and that's it! but I didn't mean to hijack the thread.

[tanstaafl4y]

Alex Trebeck, Jesse Ventura.

Trebeck and Ventura are well known alien imposters. Both have infiltrated our society to hold positions of power and respect where they can sway the public opinions.

/I'll take Why Glubs are inferior to Alpha Centaruians for %500 Alec

//I need to watch 'Last Starfighter' again

[okie shooter]

Trebeck and Ventura are well known alien imposters. Both have infiltrated our society to hold positions of power and respect where they can sway the public opinions.
Heck and how many men can wear a feather boa quite like Ventura. Oh heck maybe it was Hulk Hogen, but men with feather boas isnt something you see everyday, so they must be ailens.

correction it was ventura in a boa, so maybe both hogen and he are ailens too. :tinhat:


//I need to watch 'Last Starfighter' again I need to find a copy of it on dvd, if I dont have it and watch it too.

[nevada]

The voices in my head may not be real, but they usually make sense.

Loved the tiny earthmen being turned to scrap on the roof of the giant alien shack.