Seattlefungus
07-07-2007, 05:20 PM
For the Single Male Engaged Members
learn from thoses that learned the hard way!! :wink:
9 STATEMENTS WOMEN MAKE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you just need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “ fine”.
4. Go Ahead: Don’t be confused, men. This is a dare, not permission. Whatever she is telling you to go ahead and do…Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That's okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, and do not faint. Just say you 're welcome and move along quickly.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but now she isdoing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
And for the special bonus…
10. Do I look fat in this: This is special Jedi mind trick that women use, and no man has successfully escaped this one. Your only option is to pretend you didn’t hear and leave the area immediately. You cannot answer this question correctly, and you shouldn’t even try.
learn from thoses that learned the hard way!! :wink:
9 STATEMENTS WOMEN MAKE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you just need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “ fine”.
4. Go Ahead: Don’t be confused, men. This is a dare, not permission. Whatever she is telling you to go ahead and do…Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That's okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, and do not faint. Just say you 're welcome and move along quickly.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but now she isdoing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
And for the special bonus…
10. Do I look fat in this: This is special Jedi mind trick that women use, and no man has successfully escaped this one. Your only option is to pretend you didn’t hear and leave the area immediately. You cannot answer this question correctly, and you shouldn’t even try.