LorDiego
08-10-2007, 01:09 PM
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal
in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I
had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was
able to put them together and now she's running for President.
Funny haha!
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal
in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I
had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was
able to put them together and now she's running for President.
Funny haha!